hitchtiger . queer ceremonies .

based in pittsburgh, pa, usa // Available for destination celebrations

Core Ceremony Experience (Starting at $750)

This is the heart of what I do: a fully custom ceremony written from scratch and delivered
with presence. Includes:

  • Personalized interviews & story gathering
  • Fully scripted, uniquely tailored ceremony
  • Officiation on your wedding day

Optional Enhancements:

  • Ceremony Flow Planning & Rehearsal – $250
  • Symbolism & Ritual Design – $150


Voice, Vows & Keepsakes

Vow & Speech Coaching – $125 / session

Refine tone, structure, and delivery with guided support.

Professional Voice Recording – $250 add-on

Studio-quality audio of your vows or ceremony—ideal for gifting or archival.

Hand-Lettered Vows – $125 / set

Beautifully handwritten by a local artist.

Printed Vows (Standard Print) – $75 / set

Professionally printed, ready for day-of or keepsake presentation.

Heirloom Book Design – Custom pricing

A bespoke printed book featuring your ceremony, vows, and ritual elements.


Officiant-Focused Services

Standalone Officiant Booking – Starting at $750

A simplified, ceremony-only option for those not seeking coaching or extras.

Officiant Coaching & Mentorship – $200 / session

For chosen family, friends, or first-timers stepping into the role with support.


Digital Ceremony Tools (Instant access on Ko-fi)

Vow Writing & Storytelling Guide – $25

A practical, affirming guide to craft vows that feel like you.

Self-Guided Ceremony Workbook – $30

Designed for couples creating their own structure and flow.

Customizable Ritual & Symbolism Guide – $30

Invent or adapt rituals that reflect your story and values.

All three available as a bundle for $75


Seasonal Retreats (Coming Soon)

STONE / SMOKE / ROOT / CALL / FRAME

A five-part, sensory-centered retreat series designed for LGBTQIA+ individuals and
couples seeking deep reconnection. Rooted in nature, ceremony, and community, these
retreats invite presence, restoration, and transformation.

The first retreat in the series, SMOKE, launches soon.

Limited spots. Priority invitations available via Ko-fi.


Notes & Clarifications

  • All services are offered through a queer-informed, non-binary lens. No assumptions,
    no templates—just celebration that fits.
  • Pricing reflects creative labor, time, and rehearsal/prep. Travel beyond 60 miles from
    Pittsburgh and overnight accommodations are not included unless otherwise
    arranged.
  • Officiant bookings do not include coaching, add-ons, or personalization beyond
    ceremony script delivery.

This is a world where you are honored without limits.

Where your story is woven into an unforgettable ceremony—

devised with intention, artistry, and the full roar of truth.

That is the beating heart of HitchTiger.


With 30+ years in the entertainment industry, I bring the instincts of a performer, the skill of a storyteller,
and the depth of a devised theater artist to your event. I don’t exclusively officiate ceremonies, I design
experiences. From weddings and name celebrations to life milestones and affirmations, I devise
moments that feel connected, immersive, and alive. Through language, presence, and sensory detail,
your ceremony won’t just be heard, it will be felt.


HitchTiger is for LGBTQIA+ individuals and couples who crave something one-of-a-kind.

Whether your celebration is bold and grand or intimate and sacred, it will be undeniably yours.


412.501.3773 + thehitchtiger@gmail.com

based in pittsburgh, pa, usa // Available for destination celebrations